{"product_id":"evil-bone-water","title":"Evil Bone Water","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eDiscover the legendary 'Evil Bone Water' - Zheng Xie Gu Shui - now available in Flathead Valley and to our online community! This potent topical liniment, steeped in centuries of Traditional Chinese wisdom, is your go-to ally for those moments when your bones and muscles need a little extra convincing to behave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eWhat's in the Bottle? A secret blend of herbs and minerals that Chinese grandmothers swear by (and who are we to argue?). While we can't reveal the ancient formula, we can tell you it's been tested in the US for the maintaining the highest quality standards and trusted for generations to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSoothe cranky muscles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eEase joint discomfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eProvide cooling relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eHow to Use: Simply apply to the affected area and let this 'evil-chasing' elixir work its magic. It's like a stern talking-to for your aches and pains, but in liquid form!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eWeekend warriors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDesk-job ninjas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAnyone who's ever said \"I'm too old for this\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eWhile you can't sample it from our famous apothecary wall, trust us - one whiff and you'll know this stuff means business. It's Montana muscle care with an Eastern twist!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eCaution: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes or sensitive areas. Not for use during pregnancy or nursing. Keep out of reach of children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eDisclaimer: This traditional topical remedy is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ancient Ways Apothecary","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45869822869760,"sku":"","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/7347\/9424\/files\/AWEvilBoneWater.jpg?v=1738438001","url":"https:\/\/jingshenrhythms.com\/products\/evil-bone-water","provider":"Jing Shen Rhythms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}